Isn’t that a bit religious!
1: What’s that your reading then?
2: Er well it’s a best seller you know, a classic.
1: What like Shakespeare or Dickens.
2: No not exactly, it’s not fiction!
1: What’s it called then?
2: (Said quickly) The Bible.
1: The Bible! The Bible…..isn’t that a bit religious, your not turning all holy on me are you or a little strange?
2: No I’m not! Anyway have you read it?
1: No!
2: Why not?
1: Well I don’t know, it’s big isn’t it.
2: Yea but it’s in smaller chunks.
1: What’s it about then, any juicy bits?
2: Well it’s about God, Love, human nature, Wars, relationships, sex and loads more. Everything a best seller should have really.
1: No your pulling my leg, that sort of thing is never in there!
2: It is you know and it makes you think to.
1: I couldn’t borrow it when you’ve finished could I, just to make sure, but you won’t tell anyone will you, you know what they’d say!
2: Yeah I know. (Carry on mumbling as lights fade).
